Now you, too, can carthwheel naked outside while waiting for a guard to “!” in surprise.
And have the “living legend Solid Snake” hold your clothes while you do that.
All while touching yourself–wait, what?!
Today (well, yesterday, so sue me) is the (fictional) day that Metal Gear Solid 2′s “Plant” chapter takes place and the world gets to know Rose’s incessant bitching to her boyfriend who is green on his first mission.
And “I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hiri-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!”
And just to ruin all your female (or homosexual) desires, (wo)men. Raiden has no junk, he’s asexual. For all we know he can have girl parts.
Oh, wait, he has neither:
So stop drawing pictures of him with exaggerated genitalia, please?