This whole ninja thing is getting out of hand. Blood covers the city like a big red afghan. Oedipus is hurt and last night I almost had a lucid moment. Fun is fun. . . but this has got to stop.
Fans of Evolution (Presumably after watching too many Star Trek Voyager Episodes) Say Things Like This:
“Rapid Deevolution Creates a Lake of Fully-Armored Fish in Just 50 Years”
Team Creationism, meanwhile, has this to say after downing a few brewskis after the big game (HOORAH!):
I have always considered myself a big fan of George Lucas’ Star Wars. Having watched all but the first release theatrically, and then having seen the re-releases and then prequels on the big screen, I feel that Star Wars holds a big place in my entertained idea of self. From birthday cakes, to Halloween costumes, [...]
Since its popular inception, by some estimates about ten years ago, Caller I.D. (the ability to see the phone number that is calling you) has changed the way we communicate. This seemingly simple convenience has turned communication on its ear and transformed its legions of tacit adopters (Caller I.D. was once exclusively a landline pay [...]