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Okay, so that’s a little cliché…

… How about: “Welcome from the vast dark male and female nudity filled void that is the internet, that isn’t a big truck that you can just dump anything that isn’t porn on. But a series of tubes?”

Too big for an introduction? Possibly. Did it make you smile? Laugh? Okay, maybe not. I’m not a comedian. I’m not a writer that is being paid. (or am I? [I shouldn't mention this or Mr. TimeDoctor himself will get angry and whip me. ]) I’m just someone bored enough to take Mr. TimeDoctor’s offer and fill a void that is in this blogpost. Console/Download/whatever games.

I live. Eat. Sleep while constantly playing (seriously: I grind in PSO while asleep at night)… breathe games. As such, Mr. TimeDoctor offered me crack tapped me to spit out whatever is on my mind and provide you the user with entertaining and hopefully informative posts.

First off: Most of the information I provide is probably available at other blogs/websites/what have you. So I’m sure you’re going “that’s old news, Mr. Writer!” But yeah… if it pleases Mr. TimeDoctor (and I get paid *cough*) though, then I’m going to waste my (and your) time hopefully being entertaining and providing information/opinions on stuff.

Secondly: Mrs. (?) Sackgirl links to LittleBigPlanetoid (which links to Kotaku who I have utter disdain for so I’m not linking to them and I’m lazy to follow this rabbit hole to the original source for you. If you’re that curious find it your damn self. >:() for screenshots about Sackboy(Click on the link for those of you living under a rock and not knowing who this lovable platforming burlap sack is. or just look to the right and save yourself time!?) being in Hot Shots Golf (or for those of you in the “Not America” world: Everybody Golfs just like everyone poops, yes even you females), for the PSTriple3.

That image you’re looking at too tame? Well, if you’re looking for “action”-y shots, why don’t you click the LittleBigPlanetoid link above and look at the other three-four shots they provide along with it (it’s okay, I’ll wait… or you can totally ditch me and the site… but I’ll cry. ).

D’awwww… right? My verdict: If you love LittleBigPlanet as much as I do, you’ll go “Yes, you can have my money Sony!” and open your e-wallet for this (Well, if you have the game, I don’t). If not, you’ll probably not care.

Still, it’s nice that cross-game cameos are starting to happen. Pain (or if you’re in Japan: Mr. Pain *James Bond in… Mr. Pain and the crappy PSN game that loves him?*) is supposed to be getting Sackboy as well, but we dunno when.

Whew. Okay, that’s about 460 words give or take and I made an informative post. Tomorrow if I’m not lazy drained and willing to post, I’ll call Sony out on them not having PS1X games in the US Playstation Network that Japan/Hong Kong/Europe have.

This is me, signing off. Hopefully Mr. TimeDoctor doesn’t smother me in my sleep for this post so I can write you people next-time.

UPDATE: Playstation.blog just updated with this news (but not the awesome screenshots you see on LittleBigPlanetoid… or here. *cough*) for those of you looking for official Sony confirmation about this in the US. This just further proves that while blogs may inform… Twitter is quicker.